May is for Masturbation, Blogasm 500 and Star Trek porn-gasms

May is National & International Masturbation Month

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May is for Masturbation. I mean it’s obviously for sex too, but I’m going to make a concerted effort to masturbate every day in May. Starting today, as it’s the first, and that’s how these monthly project things tend to work.

There’s a few things I want to achieve with this endeavour; firstly of course I just want to see if I can do it. I do put myself through such trials, don’t I?! I also want to track any effect on my libido and sex drive with the increase in masturbation and resulting orgasms, as I don’t usually have an orgasm every single day. Just most days.

I’ll be tracking my efforts through some poly love child of #MasturbationMay, #MasturbationMonth, a revisit of my shamingly neglected Blogasm 500 orgasms project (#Blogasm500) and a perversion of #100HappyDays which I’m retitling #100HappySexDays. Good huh.

May’s first orgasm this afternoon was quite confusing and possibly far too revealing, with the thoughts that leapt into my mind. I haven’t even been watching Star Trek lately and it was entirely Trekkie themed. I did spy a Captain James T Kirk Lego mini-figure during a random eBay browse but that can’t have sparked it – can it?

They do say geeks do it better (‘they’ being the geeks, presumably, although my man is the case in point) and this was entirely what geek porn dreams were made of. I was for some reason present at some Star Trek convention slash Geek Sex Party where the outfits comprised of actual uniforms for most of the attendees, with myself and a few women simply with body painted uniforms. The comms badge painted on one nipple, of course.

For some reason I often fantasise about being naked at a party, although I would hate it in real life. Of course in my clitorally stimulated and fuelled mind I can imagine I have the perfect porn star body, too.

Anyway. My mind had decided that my body-painted Star trek uniform was between royal blue and navy blue in shade. The typical black area painted around the collar and neckline, with black from below the navel downwards, painted over an entirely bare vulva and pubic area. Barefoot.

At the party the other attendees, both men and women of questionable moral standards could molest the naked-but-for-body-paint women, and more besides. My mind settled upon a pleasing combination of being stunned with a phazer (still conscious, playing into a date-rape fantasy that I will probably need to expand upon another time) and the laughing horny guys at the teleporter controls being able to teleport a dildo or plug of their choosing directly into my pussy or ass. Or something in each at the same time, of course.

To go from empty to instantly filled with something, and that something may even be buzzing… while on display at the geeky sex party… was too much and it wasn’t long before I toppled over into an intensely powerful orgasm, iGino vibe pressed against my aching clit.

What a great start to Masturbation May…

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